I am LOL-ing at the fact that Mike Shoemaker actually bought and is watching the Manny Pacquiao fight.
“Last week, Alice kept yelling, ‘Mommy, I want to be in beauty pageants!’ I have no idea how kids find out about these horrible things. She doesn’t even know what they are, really; she just knows she wants to be in one. I had to tell her, ‘Well, sweetie, they actually don’t have them in New York. And, well, even if they did…absolutely not!’”“She’s been watching a lot of classic horror movies with her dad, like The Creature from the Black Lagoon and Them!—which she pronounces ‘The-UM.’ And when you say it that way, the thought of giant radioactive ants terrorizing Los Angeles seems sort of adorable, really.”Tina Fey is in a hurry: Her five-year-old daughter, Alice, needs her mommy ASAP. “She just threw up,” Fey says during a phone call from her office. “In the back of a cab, no less. Apparently, the driver wanted to kick her out right then and there. Thankfully, Alice talked him out of it.” The 40-year-old Emmy winner sighs, laughs and settles in for a chat—with a warning: “As soon as I hang up with you, I’m leaving the office to see what I can do for my sick little girl. I get that how-do-you-balance-it-all question a lot, and my advice is always: Whenever you can, just go home.”
(Source : scruffylittleherdnerder, via galentines)

PAULA PELL APPRECIATION LIFE.

yeee wsup wsup

Every time I see something like this, I go
“MY PUBE SHIRT IS ONLINE AGAIN!”
:)
I’m glad you’re watching, pube shirt.

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“There’s nobody that looks like me in movies, nobody would cast me as a romantic lead, but I want to do it and I feel confident that I can.”
— Mindy Kaling for New York Magazine
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Idgaf if this movie didn’t get stellar reviews, I’ll always have a special place for it in my heart.
Emotionally damaged oh ten.